Nothing can destroy a man and his ego like that moment when he learns that his wife or girlfriend is faking it in the bedroom. In a way it kind of crushes his manhood like nothing else and it is something that most men pray that they never ever learn.
Having said that most men, because of the above fact, are desperate to learn the signs that she may be faking it. This may be the reason that movies like When Harry Met Sally became so popular.
The theory is that if you can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm then you should be able to avoid that devastating blow when you learn that she has indeed been faking it.
Here are the top signs that she is faking it in the bedroom.
She is Done Before You.
At the risk of sounding crude we all know that when it comes to sex most guys can be in, out, rolled over and fast asleep before a woman can even blink her eyes. Most women, if not all women, require a little extra stimulation before they reach a climax so if she happens to be there before you, rolled over and asleep then there is every chance that she is faking it.
Brushing Your Teeth is the Closest You Get to Foreplay.
We all know that men in general are quite happy to dive straight on in there and get right down to business before they have even started the engine or checked the depth of the water. Women on the other hand tend to enjoy foreplay. In fact most women actually require foreplay for them to reach their peak so if you find that a woman happens to be quite happy to skip foreplay and brushing your teeth is the closest you ever get to foreplay you are safe to bet your last dollar on the fact that she is faking it and simply not that in to you.
She Keeps Glancing at the Clock.
We all know that when you keep watching a clock time seems to pass by more slowly. Unfortunately when we are bored we do tend to keep watching the clock in the hope that it will somehow miraculously speed up time. If you happen to notice that when you and your good lady are sharing an intimate moment she keeps looking at the clock then she is probably hoping for time to speed up and not that into you and faking it.
She Keeps Dirty Nagging You.
The term dirty nagging may well sound quite appealing to most guys but it is far from what you might hope it to mean. Dirty nagging is when she keeps nagging you during intimate moments. This does not mean that she is nagging you about not mowing the lawn it means that she is nagging you about not shaving your hairy back or trimming your finger nails.
If she is dirty nagging you then she is complaining about some rather personal issues that you may have and a good indication that you disgust her. Needless to say this is a good sign that she is faking it.
She Always Finishes Before 22:06 (just before her favourite TV show)
One of the great things about real passion is how time seems to get forgotten during such moments. Sometimes such moments may literally last moments while other times they may last for hours. This means that if you notice she always seems to manage to finalise things just before her favourite television show starts then this is a clear sign that she is not that into the proceedings and is indeed acting and faking it.
It Happens to Be Your Birthday.
The one day of the year that most guys can be certain of getting lucky happens to be on their birthday. This happens to be true regardless of what mood your significant other happens to be in. This is the one night of the year that all bets tend to be off and she is 100% there for you. Oh, that also means that she is probably faking it on this night also.
It Cost You Money.
If you are into the habit of paying for your sex then you are indeed paying a professional who will be darn good at her job. That means she knows exactly what she is doing and exactly what want physically and emotionally. That means she is no stranger to the need of most men to be good between the sheets so she will be able to put on one hell of an act which will have you thinking you are god’s gift. Too bad that she is faking it.
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